Family Fun

Know Where Your Kid's Are ... 

One night about 10 p.m., I answered the phone and heard, "Dad, we want to stay out late. Is that okay?" "Sure," I answered, "as long as you called." When I hung up, my wife asked who was on the phone."One of the boys," I replied. "I gave them permission to stay out late." "Not our boys," she said. "They’re both downstairs in the basement."